Favorite Food
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bits
Method used to end undesirable behavior
Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
Computers: hit control-alt-delete
After destruction of personal property
Dogs: dog not found
Computers: file not found
Favorite trick
Dogs: roll over
Computers: play dead
Comic-page hero
Dogs: Dogbert
Computers: Dilbert
Fun way to mess with their heads
Dogs: peanut butter on roof of mouth
Computers: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive
Consequence of virus
Dogs: replace valuable carpeting
Computers: replace valuable data
Waste disposal tool
Dogs: pooper-scooper
Computers: CCleaner
Sensitive internal procedures
Dogs: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional
Computers: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed one kind of like this once
Method of marking territory
Dogs: lifting leg
Computers: “Designed for Windows”
Unique behavior
Dogs: lick and drag
Computers: click-and-drag
Inexplicable physical feature
Dogs: declaw
Computers: scroll lock key
Estimated lifespan
Dogs: 12 years
Computers: 12 months
Received from Irene A. Mystery on GCFL.net
Just finished this excellent book this morning. I highly recommend it for anyone who has stressful days, difficult situations in their life or who wants to make a change in the world.
There is so much new information coming out now with improved technology about the brain and how it works. Mr. Rock takes the studies and theories and applies them to real life situations.
First he gives us a scenario. Then he discusses the new knowledge. Lastly, he re-writes the scenario using the knowledge so you can see it in action.
So it is easy to understand. Practical advice and application. And he’s funny at times.
From the Animusic 1 DVD, this piece is an amazing combination of lasers, sound and rhythm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGCTLJDoMGw&list=PLAE7974A68AC62B47&index=3